And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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