Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I need to sanitize my soul.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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