yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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