singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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