I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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