belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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