and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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