Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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