the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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