Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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