I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
