So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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