I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
