I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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