thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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