; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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