A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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