Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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