Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
