he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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