I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Two words: blizzard sex
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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