Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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