I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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