That's when you crack a 10am beer
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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