You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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