that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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