He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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