Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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