glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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