Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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