god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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