His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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