'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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