All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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