I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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