Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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