quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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