How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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