i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I need to sanitize my soul.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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