is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Found the puke drawer
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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