My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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