talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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