OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
