so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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