She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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