So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
babies were throwing up all over the place
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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