O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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