i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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