For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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