When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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