Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
