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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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