so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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