Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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