Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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